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The knickknacks warned her. The knight never came.

Maddie Robertson just wanted to get paid — import one ancient statue, collect her fee, move on. Then the spirits in her own house started rearranging her knickknacks into warnings: danger, danger. Grab your free copy of Message by Chotchkies below.

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